Well... this page contains some (as I think) fun stories, you might not agree - but that's entierly up to you. They are of course stolen...
A man from Gothenbug* was walking down the street when he found a bottle on the ground,
he picked it up and - wow there was a spirit in it.
Spirit:
- Make a wish.
Man:
- Well this was quite well timed, I am about to travel to USA for a while and sice I don't
like eiter to fly or to go by boat I would like you to bould a bridge over to USA.
The spirit thougt for a while and said:
- Well, I don't think I can do that, It's so far, a bridge like that is very hard to
build. Then there would be the problem with stopping the boats from passing and so on...
No make another wish!
Man:
- Typical, well ok. Then I would like you to make me undestand every woman.
The spirit again thought for a while and then he said:
- How many lanes did you say you wanted on your bridge?
*Gothenbug is a city in Sweden.
There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island ...
The 1 Italian man has killed the other for the Italian woman.
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a 'menage a trois'.
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The 2 Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The 2 Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the Swedish woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.
The 2 Irishmen began by dividing their island into the North and the South, then set up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any...
A man flying in a hot air balloon soon realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but don't know where I am."
The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W.longitude."
"You must be an engineer" says the balloonist.
"I am" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the factis I am still lost."
The man below says "You must be a manager."
"I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
more stories will arrive later...
This page is last updated 1999-09-30